Buisiness Card

I am going to produce a number of buisiness cards to distribute around, announcing the site (when it's up and running)!
I have made up a design for the card:- as above, telling people a little bit about myselfand dangling a carrot for them?
What they won't know is that what they will find on the web site will be pure fiction to them! but maybe not to me?
There will be different age brackets to choose from, they can of course choose there current age, a younger age or even an older age to discover something about themselves, which of course they may not!
I am hoping to recieve comments back from there discoveries or lack of, what ever the case may be.